Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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