i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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