why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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