im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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