Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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