I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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