His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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