I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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