Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think i got beer on your cat.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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