I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Did you pee in the oven last night??
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
