I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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