I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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