Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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