he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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