Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
