Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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