i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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