I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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