If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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