Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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