# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She announced her abortion via fbk
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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