she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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