why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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