Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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