So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm too high and old for this...
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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