South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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