This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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