The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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