It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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