i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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