You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize