hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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