I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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