I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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