explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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