I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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