No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
