Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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