are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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