You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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