no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize
