She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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