i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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