He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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