If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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