Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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