he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
foreskin is a definite game changer
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
