So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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