: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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