Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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