i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just google imaged poop.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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